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<<stopallsound>><<stopallsound>><<playsound "10a.wav" >> "I dare say!" said the Princess. "Well, but you haven't such a big ox, after all, as ours yonder; for when two men sit, one on each horn, they can't touch each other with a twenty-foot rule." \n\n<div align="center"><img src="princesspeaks.png"></div>\n<<timedcontinue 15s>><div align="right">[img[next.png][11]]\n[img[thisisboring.png][11a]]</div><<timedgoto "Start" 80s >>

<<stopallsound>><<stopallsound>><<playsound 'youmadeitworse.wav' >><div class="upsidedown"><span class="shake">But the sapling grew up into a small tree, that I climbed up into the heaven by it, and when I got there, I saw the Virgin Mary sitting and spinning the foam of the sea into pigs'-bristle ropes; but just then the spruce-fir broke short off, and I couldn't get down again; \n\n<div align="center"><span class="shake">[img[princesspeaks-princessupsidedown.png][17a]]</span></div></span></div>\n\n<div class="shake"><span class="backward">Y U CLICK DERE?\nu made it worse!</span></div>

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<<stopallsound>><<stopallsound>><<playsound "14a.wav" >>"We had, too, a dun mare to tread the cheese well together when it was making; <span class="upsidedown">[[but once she tumbled down into the cheese, and we lost her; and after we had eaten at this cheese seven years, we came upon a great dun mare, alive and kicking."|15a]]</span>\n\n<div align="center">[img[bootsspeaks-princessupsidedown.png][15a]]</div>\n\n\n<<timedcontinue 18s>>[img[next.png][15]]\n

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<<stopallsound>><<stopallsound>><<playsound "end_full.wav" >>\n\n\n<div align="center"><img src="theend.png"></div>\n<<timedcontinue 15s>>\n<div align="center">[img[restart.png][Start]]</div>\n

<<stopallsound>>\n\n<div align="center"><img src="crown.png" align="center"></div><<playsound "welcomeintro2.wav" >>\n<<timedcontinue 6s>><<playsound "norwegian.wav" >>\n<<timedgoto "intro2" 17s>>

<<stopallsound>><<playsound 'tldr.wav' >>How about I just give you a TL;DR summary?\n\n<div align="center"><img src="bootsandprincess-concerned.png"></div>\n<<timedcontinue 6s>>\n<div align="right">[img[ok.png][summary]]</div>

<<stopallsound>><<stopallsound>><<playsound "1_normal.wav" >> Once upon on a time, there was a king who had a daughter, and she was such a dreadful story-teller that the like of her was not to be found near or far. \n\n<div align="center"><img src="princess.png"></div>\n<<timedcontinue 9s>><div align="right">[img[next.png][2]]</div><<timedgoto "Start" 80s >>

<<stopallsound>><<stopallsound>>\n<<playsound "3_normal.wav" >> Well many came, as you may fancy, to try their luck, for every one would have been very glad to have the Princess, to say nothing of the kingdom; \n<<timedcontinue 8s>>\nbut they all cut a sorry figure, for the Princess was so given to story-telling, that all their lies went in at one ear and out of the other. <<timedcontinue 8s>>\n\n<div align="right">[img[next.png][4]]</div><<timedgoto "Start" 80s >>\n

<<stopallsound>><<stopallsound>><<playsound "2_normal.wav" >>So the king gave out, that if any one could tell such a string of lies as would get her to say, "That's a story," he would have her to wife, and half the kingdom besides.\n\n<div align="center"><img src="king.png"></div><<timedcontinue 10s>>\n<div align="right">[img[next.png][3]]</div><<timedgoto "Start" 80s >>

<<stopallsound>><<stopallsound>><<playsound "5_normal.wav" >>"Good morning," he said, "and thank you for nothing." \n\n<div align="center"><img src="bootsspeaks.png"></div>\n<<timedcontinue 3s>><div align="right">[img[next.png][6]]</div><<timedgoto "Start" 80s >>\n

<<stopallsound>><<stopallsound>><<playsound "4_normal.wav" >> Among the rest came three brothers to try their luck, and the two elder went first, but they fared no better than those who had gone before them. Last of all, the third, Boots, set off and found the Princess in the farm-yard. \n\n<div align="center"><img src="boots.png"></div>\n<<timedcontinue 12s >><div align="right">[img[next.png][5]]</div><<timedgoto "Start" 80s >>\n

<<stopallsound>><<stopallsound>><<playsound "7_normal.wav" >> Then she went on—\n\n<div align="center"><img src="bootsandprincess.png"></div>\n<<timedcontinue 2s>>\n<div align="right">[img[next.png][8]]</div><<timedgoto "Start" 80s >>

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<<stopallsound>><<playsound "9_normal.wav" >> "Haven't we though!" answered Boots; "ours is far bigger; for when a cow begins to go with calf at one end of it, she doesn't get to the other end before the time to drop her calf is come." \n\n<div align="center"><img src="bootsspeaks.png"></div>\n<<timedcontinue 10s>><div align="right">[img[next.png][10]]\n[img[getonwithit.png][10a]] </div>\n

Boots Who Made the Princess Say, "That's a Story!"

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<<stopallsound>><<stopallsound>><<playsound "11a.wav" >> "Stuff!" said Boots; "is that all? why, we have an ox who is so big, that when two men sit, one on each horn, and each blows his great mountain-trumpet, they can't hear one another." \n\n<div align="center"><img src="bootsspeaks.png"></div>\n<<timedcontinue 14s>><div align="right">[img[next.png][12]] \n[img[yawn.png][12a]]</div><<timedgoto "Start" 70s >>\n\n

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<<stopallsound>><<stopallsound>><<playsound "verygood.wav" >>\n<<timedcontinue 5s>>\n<<stopallsound>>\n\n<div align="center">[img[start.png][once upon a time]]</div>\n<<timedgoto "once upon a time" 70s >>\n

<<timedcontinue 1s>><<playsound 'lookwhatyouvedone.wav' >>\n<div class="upsidedown"><span class="shake"><img src="princesslarge.png"></span></div>\n\n<span class="backward"><img src="theend.png"></span>\n\n<span style="font-size: 14px" class="backward">put it into her for a back-bone, and she had no other back-bone all the while we had her. and just as I stepped in, my mother gave your father such a box on the ear, that it made his whiskers curl."We had, too, a dun mare to tread the cheese well together when it was making; but once she tumbled down into the cheese, and we lost her; and after we had eaten at this cheese seven years, we came upon a great dun mare, alive and kicking." </span>\n\n<strong><span class="shake">"Good morning" said she, "and the same to you." </strong></span>\n<<timedgoto "Start" 11s>>

<<stopallsound>><<stopallsound>><<playsound "whatnonono.wav">><span class="shake">Well, once after that I was going to drive this mare to the mill, and her back-bone snapped in two; but I wasn't put out, not I, for I took a spruce sapling, and put it into her for a back-bone, and she had no other back-bone all the while we had her. </span>\n\n<div align="center"><span class="shake">[img[bootsspeaks-princessupsidedown.png][16a]]</span></div>\n<<timedcontinue 4s>><img src="next.png">

<<stopallsound>><<stopallsound>><<playsound "8_normal.wav" >>"You haven't such a fine farm-yard as ours, I'll be bound; for when two shepherds stand, one at each end of it, and blow their ram's horns, the one can't hear the other." \n\n<div align="center"><img src="princesspeaks.png"></div>\n<<timedcontinue 10s>><div align="right">[img[next.png][9]]</div><<timedgoto "Start" 80s >>

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<<stopallsound>><<playsound "10_normal.wav" >> "I dare say!" said the Princess. "Well, but you haven't such a big ox, after all, as ours yonder; for when two men sit, one on each horn, they can't touch each other with a twenty-foot rule." \n\n<div align="center"><img src="princesspeaks.png"></div>\n<<timedcontinue 12s>><div align="right">[img[next.png][11]]</div><<timedgoto "Start" 80s >><<stopallsound>>\n

<<stopallsound>><<stopallsound>><<playsound "13_normal.wav" >>"Oh! you do, do, you?" said Boots. "Well, we milk ours into great tubs, and then we put them in carts and drive them in-doors, and then we turn them out into great brewing vats, and so we make <span class="shake">[[cheeses|14a]]</span> as big as a great house. \n\n<div align="center">[img[bootsspeaks-princessupsidedown.png][14a]]</div>\n<<timedcontinue 14s>><div align="right">[img[next.png][14]]</div>\n

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<<stopallsound>><<playsound "17_normal.wav">>so the Virgin Mary let me down by one of the ropes, and down I slipped straight into a fox's hole, and who should sit there but my mother and your father cobbling shoes; and just as I stepped in, my mother gave your father such a box on the ear, that it made his whiskers curl."\n\n<div align="center"><img src="bootsspeaks.png"></div> \n<<timedcontinue 16s>><div align="right">[img[next.png][18]]</div><<timedgoto "Start" 80s >>

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<<endtimedloop>><<stopallsound>><<stopallsound>><<playsound "18_normal.wav">>"That's a story!" said the Princess; "my father never did any such thing in all his born days!" \n\n<div align="center"><img src="princessloses.png"></div>\n<<timedcontinue 6s>><div align="right">[img[next.png][19]]</div><<timedgoto "Start" 80s >>

<<stopallsound>><<stopallsound>><<playsound 'whatastory.wav' >>Princess lies a lot. King offers a bet. Prince Boots comes in. Back and forth storytelling about goats and farms and rams and such. Yadda yada. Makes a lie about the princess' father being a shoemaker. Princess FREAKS OUT and says, "nope, that's a lie!" Boots wins the bet, wins the kingdom, wins the princess' hand in marriage.\n\n<div align="center"><img src="bootsandprincess-confused.png"></div>\n<<timedgoto "summary2" 15s >>\n

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